Saturday, January 11, 2014

2013 Annual Report - Jogie and Amanda Miller

Dinosaur Tracks in Tuba City
Agents Jogie and Amanda spent the year of 2013 seeking out one relic which if possessed would further enhance the power of the “projection room” located at headquarters.
Agent Jogie’s cover as a “Podiatric student” has provided wider infiltration of previously unvisited areas than ever before. This allowed greater possibility for the extraction of the sought after object.
First area in Tuba City, Arizona provided insider training on surgical amputation. This location also allowed Agents Jogie and Amanda to study impenetrable canyons and bipedal tracks of large organisms that roamed the Earth millions of years ago.
Jogie at a Volcano in Guatemala
Agent Jogie then proceeded to Guatemala on a “Medical Mission.” Here he utilized his Spanish language skills and was able to reach the city of Antigua thus succeeding in extracting “souvenirs.”
At Coal Mine Canyon
Next up was a reconnaissance mission via velocipede to the old mining village of Wickenburg, Arizona. Under cover of darkness Agents Jogie and Amanda traveled the fifty miles to this town. Unfortunately, the return escapades resulted in Agent Jogie to suffer from bodily trauma due to muscle fatigue and exertion.
Agent Jogie proceeded to the next dispatched location of Pittsburg, Pennsylvania.  The University of Pittsburg Medical Center provided cover for many excursions into the night time locales which resulted in consuming lots of chicken wings. Meanwhile, Agent Amanda through a community effort known as code name “cookies during morning rush hour” upgraded to the vehicle hereafter known as “the green monster truck.”
Jogie and his bicycle
The next location for our “medical student” was Evansville, Indiana. Agent Jogie succeeded in assimilating with the St. Mary’s crowd which rendered a mountain bike excursion nearly successful - nearly because the contact between the handlebars and Agent Jogie’s sternum was unintentional.
Amanda at the Petroglyphs
A month long regrouping at headquarters in Phoenix, Arizona followed; which involved a lot of pizza in the projection room. The power of the projection room remained incomplete due to the absent status of the pursued item.
Next Agent Jogie proceeded to the “Core Rotation” in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Agent Amanda joined him here with the green monster truck to follow up on a lead involving a primitive drawing of a fox. Agents Jogie and Amanda needing to quickly gather greater insight into the surroundings set out to the highest vantage point which conveniently had a “tramway” to do the hiking. The advantage of higher elevation to see the surrounding terrain is likely done best during the daytime hours; for despite the close proximity to the first Earthly location of the sought after object Agents Jogie and Amanda saw nothing.
Agent Amanda while at headquarters sought out a tool for greater “insight.” Such a tool improved eyesight such that the use of the green monster truck is now much more potent.
Jogie and the Petroglyph of the fox
Agent Amanda on a familial journey to Arco, Idaho was able to further research the genealogical findings of the recent generations. This has aided in strengthening the bonds of alliances.
Agent Jogie was next relocated to Tucson, Arizona. This areas geographical proximity allowed regular returns to headquarters.
The Green Monster Truck

Agent Amanda while at headquarters worked on selecting young recruits to enlist. Projects known as “Singing Time” and “Activity Day Girls” proved quite effective. The conviction of the recruits as they sang “…we are as the Army of Helaman…” proved they were ready. Agent Amanda introduced a small group to the “projection room.” This endeavor proved to be a success.

Agent Amanda was next part of an organized 30 mile “bike ride” which exhibited routes that had not previously been explored. 
The Projection Room

Amanda on a bike ride
Salt Lake City, Utah was the next site for Agent Jogie to research. Camaraderie from immediate family members proved to be a great support for our “podiatric student.” Driving through gusts of very high winds reaching 80 miles per hour could not keep Agent Jogie from attainment of the ultimate goal. The package arrived with a smile and brought great joy.


Despite fatigue, loneliness, and other challenges Agents Jogie and Amanda procured the long sought after object: they are now in possession of Thor’s Hammer!

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